LOGAN’S RUN

HOW THEY KEEP THINGS FRESH:

Terminating life to preserve quality of life.

WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR: A hip vacation spot where everyone is lookin’ good.

WHAT YOU’RE GONNA GET: An ageist society where everyone is lookin’ good and you MIGHT die if you get carded.

Their society is comprised only of people under the age of 21 (some say 30, it’s up to you to risk it. Hey, it might be worth it?) Basically how it works is “The Master” has/is(?) an elaborate computer system controlling the age crystals (AKA Palm Flowers) of each of the citizens which then blinks different colors at each stage of their life. A little micromanaging? Yeah. But he keeps a tidy shop and lets face it the mall has never been as swingin’ as it is now under The Master’s watchful eye. Plus the Palm Crystal really brings out my new nail polish.

Man, the 23rd century rocks! No old geezerss to get you down. Wait, do computers age? How long has The Master been around? WHATEVER! Check out my new chiffon loincloth! Let’s go hit up that renewal ceremony!

RENEWAL: THE HOTTEST TREND IN LIFE TERMINATION

Okay, like I said before, no one lives past 21, or 30 or, like, whatever. (Don’t be fooled by the kind of creepy cloaks. Just wait till you see what’d underneath them!) So every week we have the this really cool renewal ceremony where all the people who are over whichever age it is that is too old go and renew. It’s only, like, the funnest thing ever! I can’t even wait to do it, ya know whenever. Check out this sweet clip of it:

Don’t you LOVE their outfits! The flying part looks super awesome too, am I right?

HIPPEST NEW LOOKS

For both girls and guys clothing is for sure freeflowing, and the naked-er the better! Everyone wears bright colors and tons of polychiffon to show of their hot young figures. Coral and Key Lime are the two trendiest colors this season. Don’t forget a sassy metallic roman sandal! You’re a young adonis after all! Or just rock barefeet or whatever. Man, I am, like, so jealous of Jessica’s totally cool ankh necklace! I need to hit the mall for sure.

IF YOU WANT TO BE A WORKING STIFF AKA: SANDMAN

Being a Sandman is kind of a drag.But if thats your thing, you are the only people in our society that get pockets. Pockets for holding your gun! Yeah, maybe being a Sandman would be cool because then you could totally shoot stuff. Sandmen wear that totally boring,  super conservative, long sleeve get up with the grey chest pad. I don’t get why they need a chest pad its not like anyone has guns except them, ya know? All they do all day is make sure that people renew when they have to. But, I mean, its not like that many people don’t want to renew. Everyone else is doing it! Hello! Doesn’t it get hot in all of that fabric?

Quotes from the locals:

LOGAN 5: Just so many people want it to exist, so many people who don’t want to die… They want it so much that a place called Sanctuary becomes real. But it doesn’t exist. It never existed. Just… just the hope. 

Logan 5: [Upon seeing the statue of Abraham Lincoln] That must be one of them.

Jessica 6: Then they looked almost like us.

Logan 5: Except… I’ve never seen a face like that before. That must be the look… of being old.